Dear Future Boyfriend

Dear Future Boyfriend,

I’m terrified of falling in love with you. Like, I’d rather be dragged slowly over a ton of razor blades than to fall in love and be hurt again. But, I’m really excited too... I know you’re going to be a real looker too and sometimes we’ll get into arguments because I will be a very jealous insecure girlfriend. But that’s okay because I know you’ll be understanding and you’ll reassure me and things will go back to normal. So, if you are reading this, well... I am really excited to those arguments hahaha.

Love,

Me